A New Plan

Talking about Timmies and conquering the world found me fingering myself on physics yesterday (hehe). And thus it came to be that I realized my plan was out of order:

fbergh@physics ~> finger fbergh

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Plan:
FICK DICH INS KNIE (that was for fingering me!)

Now may I introduce you to my plan for world domination. I shall use the huge amount of money i am making as a grad student to assemble a weapon as menacing as the little spit-ball-throwers people constructed in high school. This weapon must look about as threatening as a Kill-O-Zap bastard ray gun so that I can convince the local military to join my cause. Then I will slowly and surely take over north America starting from the north, possibly skipping the south and moving right along to Latin America where may stop in favor of zipping on a cold drink at the beach.
Before I start though i need some coffee, where is the closest Timmies??!

"Circumcisions. Today's special: Half off."
->Mel Brooks in Men in Tights

Since there is a new Timmies on campus I don't know any longer how to counter my plan to conquer the world ... any suggestions?